Wednesday, October 24, 2012

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Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight....
One Lung At A Time!                                

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking....
I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions.


Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You Sleep Alone

The Surest Sign
That Intelligent Life Exists
Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.


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