Five Rules

 

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE...

1. Money cannot buy happiness

But

Its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes

Than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy

But

Remember the bastard's name.....

3. Help someone when they are in trouble

And

They will remember you

When they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only

Because

it's illegal to shoot them...

 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems,

But

Then again,

Neither does milk.

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Ali

 

Bim and Ali were touring their brand new house. It was a house that Bim had paid for with his money, a fact of which he constantly reminded Ali. In each room of the house he said to her :

"Ali, if it were not for my money, we would not be here."

Ali didn't say a word.

That afternoon a truck delivered a load of new furniture...furniture which Bim paid for with his money. After the furniture was in its place, they toured the house again. As they observed each room, beautifully appointed and magnificently decorated, Bim reminded her: "Ali, if it were not for my money, this furniture would not be here."

Again, Ali was silent.

Late in the afternoon another truck came with a special piece of furniture which was to be the focal point of the family room. It was a combination stereo-television-computer center all wrapped into one gorgeous piece of furniture. Bim paid for it with his money. When it was in place, Bim again said: "Ali, if it were not for my money, that beautiful electronics system

would not be here."

Finally, Ali spoke: "Honey, I don't want to make you feel bad, but...

if it were not for your money, I wouldn't be here either!"

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