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Friday, September 14, 2012

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Thursday, September 13, 2012

More about Petrol

 जिसको petrol Rs.17/- per litre चाहिए,
 वो इस petrol pump से जा कर ले ले:
 Al Safa Petroleum
Al Khair Road
> Muscat, Oman

>
 Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...
 Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
 Man: What? Why? How?
 Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!


 Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम
 को Volkswagon मिलने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!

 Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars
 Because……….
 वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!

 Dharmendra’s new dialogue:
 कुत्ते... कमीने... तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...

 Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
 Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घरआने वाला कभी JUST
 FRIEND नहीं होता...

 Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?
 Customer: 50 ML गाडी पे Spray कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है...

 Dear Rupee,
 तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे,
 ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था...
 ~तुम्हारा ~
 Dollar

 रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
 कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!

contributed by Sanjay Dave and Vineet Bhatia

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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Petrol

 *New Greetings**:*
 May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
 May your sorrow fall like the Indian Rupee, and
 May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India …!!!

 Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.
 The only thing, they forgot to tell us its full form:
 G= Gas & Gold
 D= Diesel & Dollar
 P= Petrol & Penny

 Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1
 Litre Petrol.
 Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!

 Dear Father-in-Law,
 I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
 Please take your Daughter or Car back…
 I cannot afford both.

 Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!

 Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);
 Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre)
 Finally it has happened…
 After decades,
 Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
 Now, there will be a new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!!

 'Drink and drive' should not be a problem now.
 After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same
 day?

 We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड
बन गया!!!
 Signboard at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano
 absolutely free.
contributed by Sanjay Dave and Vineet Bhatia


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