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Friday, December 28, 2012

Drink more

Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!!

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward...

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill your glass!

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom-You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure -Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure- Don't move. Let the professionals do their job!!!!

(courtesy:santabanta.com)

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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Very strange


When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes"
in Sri Lanka


There are more chickens than people in the world.


The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.


The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.



Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.


Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."


Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left
handed People do.


An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.


Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies.


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Monday, December 24, 2012

Strange


On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.


Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.  A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.


Leonardo DA Vinci invented scissors.  Also, it took him 10 years to
paint Mona Lisa's lips.


Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves.


Mosquito repellents don't repel... They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.


The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.


The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.


Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.


The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.


Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "MT".


A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head..





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